Sunday, May 23, 2010

SURA -review


Scene1: Opening was up to the hype, purely for Vijay worshipers. Our hero emerges from a tornado saving bunch of people @ sea.
Then there goes the opening song. Everything were fine till this part of the movie.
Vijay Fans: Full throttled whistle.
Normal Audience: Bit happy since the song and dance were good.


Scene2:
Then comes the heroine introductionJ. One of the worst intro in a tamil movie. Heroine attempts suicide after putting all her makeup’s which she carry along with her.(Reason: Lost Dog). Our heroin falls in love after seeing hero buying pen from blind people and by helping them in crossing the road (a very childish story line. unable to tolerate these kind of stuffs).
VF: Light murmuring and smile
N.Aud : Irritation started

Scene3: Hero goes to meet a local pawn broker to raise voice on local issue. Build up starts. A guy shouts “Sooravali varudhu… no no… Psunami varudhu… No No No… Rendum serndhu varudhu…” (Eng Ver : “A Tornado is coming… no no no… Psunami is coming… no no no… both comes together”). Our hero walks in slow motion with the graphic of psunami and tornado at the background. LLL
VF : Very few whistled. Rest moaned (a hauling sound).
N.Aud : Irritated to the core. Four people left the theater speaking to themselves “Why u guys booked tickets for such a movie?”

Scene4: A very normal well know Villan intro scene. Villan speaks dialogue in telugu and it was dubbed in tamil, with 0% dialogue and lip sync. Then comes the so called core of the story. Villan(minister) tries to occupy the slum land where our hero resides. Our hero is the Godfather to all in the slum (donno why… no reason for that to justify). Then a duet song and a fight where hero never fight standing on land(flying from building to building … he used air as the travel medium J.. Spiderman without web)hero’s mother will be attacked but 0% sentimental acting from our hero. No emotional dialogue or anger shown. Just a formality check of mom “Mom how r u?”. (Expected few sentiments over here J)
VF: Very few were shouting and “thalaiva” sound here and there. Total decibel level down. Theater is damn silent.
N.Aud: Few went out of the show and few went to out to smoke. And we all turned towards the person who booked the ticket for us and gave a grudging look at him. He was totally lost. He straight said “Macha.. extremely sorry da.. L” (FYI: He is a diehard Vijay fan. Then we heard a loud snoring sound not in movie, one of my friend was in deep sleep J. We decided not to disturb him J, atlest let he be happy)

Scene5: Villan meets hero after burning hero’s slum. There comes the punch and pinch dialogues. Then the dialogue of hero saying that “he will build 1400 houses for his people. (FYI: he is a normal fisherman)”
VF: Irritated. Since very bad screenplay and storyline and very bad dialogue frame.
N. Aud: Few were uttering counter dialoguges with u-parliamentary words. All were silent waiting and awaiting interval.

Scene6: (Considerable amount of people left the show.. lucky ones) hero decides to steal the smuggled goods from villan. Here come a intelligent tactics, a pakka director touch. Our hero comes as custom officer(Sardharji). And they use diwali rockets to attack the villan boat. And hero uses a iron rod to place the rocket(normal diwali rocket with match box to fire) and fire it. One amoung the villans shouts “Custom officers are using rocket launchers to attack us so escapeeeeeeeeee…. LL”. (few audience escaped at this scene). Then hero takes the smuggled goods and flee to Mumbai and sells it and becomes a billionaire(100 crores exactly). (FYI: smuggles goods are 2 to 3 boxes of laptops L). All these selling happens In just 20sec of movie and hero returns to slum in an Audi suv.
VF: All were frustrated to the core and were talking among themselves of their hero’s poor show.
N.Aud: Few more left the show, few were sleeping(by the way my friend was awake J. Better he could had slept), few **** words around audience, and few were shouting to screen the climax fight (remember its only 15min post interval).

Scene7: Few songs, fights and comedy in a sequence and heroin Tamana appears in and out of film for few seconds(used only for songs). And I can term this as the worst comedy of Vadivelu in his film history. No one smiled in theater for his comedy. Few in theaters including myself and one of my friend were irritated with a dance step, where our hero does something with THAMANA’s pant. (And they claim it as a dance step.. mindless people)
V.F: No sound from them, totally lost. Had blank faces and reddish eyes J
N. Aud: Were with a frustrated and irritated face. In the verge of bursting in anger. Could here moaning and murmuring sounds among themselfs

Scene8: Climax – Villan places a bomb @ newly constructed slum and controls it from a boat. Our hero jumps from one boat to another(reminding kuruvi) and tries to diffuse the bomb. Main thing here to be noted is “how will he diffuse it?”. For the first time in tamil cinema history hero breaks the computer keyboard and pulls the bunch of control wire’s in a single stretch and the bomb gets diffused (‘HurtLocker’ should give back its Oscars). And then fight, hero kills villan (and also poor fans and udiance). THE END.
V.F: Few used un-parlimentary words criticizing their hero and Rajkumar. No one had a smiling face. And few declared that they are no more Vijay fans.
N. Audience: All said in one word “Macha never ever book tickets for his next movies”….. “Macha Vijay fans paavam da (pitty on Vijay fans)”…. “And again lots of unparlimentary words were fired on hero, director and the person who booked ticket for them”.

Verdict : (Donno what to say… Pitty on u vijay fans)



 

Naenayda Nenuthilaga

Naenayda Nenuthilaga

Vijaykant's brother Ajithkant is appearing in a Telegu film called Naenayda Nenuthilaga ( remake of Vkant's future movie naanthaan naradhan )heroines are Malavika and Madhusudhana (new) ... guest appearance by Ramya Krishnan too...
story of the movie...
Akant is a police officer and suddenly he sees that Pakistan Teevhiravadhis are trying to bomb the PM's mouse he quicly jumps into the house, throws out the bomb and the bomb falls on the Pakistan Theeviravadhis... that's basically it! PM's daughter is Madhusudhana, sister in law is Malavika and Daughter in Law is Ramya Krishnan. Rumor has it that Vkant is acting as PM in the telugu version and Akant as PM in the tamil version!
The villains are mansoor ali kahn and ram vilas paswan(debut movie for him)... the railway minister is laloo himself!

vanjinathan climax

vanjinathan climax

in vanjinathan climax vijaykjanth shoots with his gun on the ground
and due to the recoil force he jumps a huge 100 metre wall.wah what knowledge.post ur comments on this mega climax.

in dharmapuri he hits one man and 50 men fall due to that great force.
in narasima he sits on an electrified chair and the chair explodes.he says inda narasima va parta currentuke shock adikum da.

in dharmapuri villain shoots vijaykant and its vkant and rebounces back to kill the villain.

woh thala let ur services continue. 
 
 

Deivamagangal --Vkant and J.K.Riteesh

Vkant and J.K.Riteesh

All of u must be knowing J.K.Riteesh.. whose Kaanal Neer hit theatres this week. He is planning to do a film with Vkant in a major political move that wud bring DMK and DMDK closer.

Exclusive facts about the movie for this forum members...
Director : Perarasu
Story : Kalaignar Karunanidhi
Title : Deivamagangal
Storyline : Vkant and Ritheesh are brothers whose parnts die in a car accident. Their uncle takes care of them. Tragically, vkant gets lost in a thiruvizha. Riteesh studies,grows up and becomes a billionaire. Vkant who has no educational background works in Riteesh's firm. Riteesh falls in love with the same worker (Malavika) with whom vkant is in love with. Vkant and Riteesh talk about the girl and vkant decides to forego his interest in the girl in view of his job safety. But Riteesh is stopped by his uncle from going behind a worker. Riteesh gets married to Navya Nair. He doesnt like her but has kids who become very friendly with Vkant who by now has become a union leader and has married malavika (but doesnt have kids). Vkant treats Riteesh's children as his own. Disliking this, Riteesh picks up a fight with vkant. Vkant doesnt fight back, he takes all the blows and gets pused down from the 18th floor by riteesh and walks away without making a big fuss about this. While going back home, vkant comes across a few workers who along with riteesh's P.A. discuss about cheating their employer... unable to tolerate this, he jumps onto them and beats them.. unfortunately, they are too many in number and capture vkant and take him to a dungeon... malavika who sees these people taking her husband away asks riteesh for help.. riteesh runs(though he has many cars) to the dungeon(40 kms away) immediately and beats up the guards there, rescues vkant and runs back to the city along with vkant to beat up the P.A. and the opposition minister ( a lady called Amma) and hand them over to the police who get there just in time to arrest them... then vkant tells riteesh his story and the brothers reunite

Music : A.R.Rahman
Lyrics: Valee
Banner: AP Film Garden

Major punchlines:
Vkant: "Indha annan thaan da un Mannan!" (in climax)
"Enna aanalum BOSSu thanda thaan da nammaluku kaasu!" (to PA)
"Kadavuley vandhalum, amma-appa thaan pa mukkiyam!" (to Riteesh's children)
"Raavellam ozhachi pagallellaam uzhachi munnerubavan thaan da aambala.... naan aambala da!" (to PA when he tries to persuade vkant to backstab riteesh)

Riteesh: "Panakkarangalum manasu seriyillana ezhaingadhaan... ezhaingalum sandhoshama irundha panakaaranga thaan" ( climax )
"Nee enga tholanji ponaalum en manasula-irundhu unna naan tholaya udala" (at vkant in climax)
"Pondatti engara oruthi vandhadhukku apparum vera endha ponnum akka-thangachi thaan" (after marriage when malavika comes to see him)

Songs:
Vkant intro : "Thala Thaan Thamilnaatin Mannan"

Riteesh intro: "Rock Rock Rock! Ivan oru periya Rock
Stock Stock Stock! Ivan vikkardhu stock
Lock Lock Lock! Ivan kannil oru lock"

Riteesh-Malavika duet: "Ennavale...Ennavane...Chinnavale..Ennai Thinnavale.."

Vkant Malavika duet : "Kooda irundhu... en kooda irundhu.. enna vachickkavaadi"

Riteesh-Navya Nair duet : " Vaadi, en thundu beedi,
Naan thandi periya KD!"

Climax song : " Ivan annan, ivan thambi,
Ivanga thottale,
Udayum da Kambi!"


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Deepak

CAP10 in "kathikappal" with NAMITHA

VKANT in "kathikappal" with NAMITHA
director:perarasu;
music director:"then isai thendral" deva;
STORY:the story STARTS IN AANDIPATTI HARBOUR.
the ship "TIGHTANIC" is sinking...vkant and namitha try 2 balance the ship by standing on opposite sides.
then "gundu" kalyanam n ponnambalam the villians try 2 sink the ship
they PURPOSELY both go 2 namitha's side 2 sink the ship since they have lifeboats.the ship now has 90% chances of sinking.vkant takes his elastic belt(plz adjust),pulls ponnambalam 2 his side,beats and punches him and throws him into the waters.in comes perarasu and utters a punch dialogue-"NAMBA IRUKKARA EDAM ORU KAPPAL AANAA NAMBALA KAAPAATHINADHU ORU KATHIKAPPAL".the other side is not balanced.in comes j.k.riteesh(guest appearance),thrashes gundu kalyanam and throws him into the waters.JKR SHOUTS AT THE VILLAINS-"EVLO PERIYAAR CHINNAR VANDHAALUM ONGALA ELLAAM THIRUTHAVE MUDIYAADHU DA". j.k.r shows his trademark smile and then disappears.then namitha and vkant stare at each other.DUET IN SWITZERLAND-A MELODY "NA NA NA NA NAMITHAAAAAAAAAAA... V V V V VIJAYKANT-SONG STOLEN FROM "PINNAADITHERU PASANGA"(BACKSTREET BOYS)...SINCE VKANT AND NAMITHA WENT 2 SWISS, THE SHIP STARTED 2 FLOAT-MAJORITY OF WEIGHT WITHDRAWN FROM SHIP.vkant gets param vir chakra 4 his bravery.namitha gets dejected.so vkant gives her a "sangu" chakra 4 her bravery.meanwhile VKANT NOW LAUNCHES A PARTY......NOT AN ORDINARY PARTY...A BIRTHDAY PARTY 4 HIS "ANBU THANGACHI".THEN VKANT SINGS AND "DANCES"(I MEAN HE WALKS TO AND FRO)in A SONG IN THE PARTY 4 HIS THANGACHI.during the song ).the next day there is murder...not the usual murder... that mallika sherawat movie in tv.vkant is watching dat movie when every1 is asleep.but namitha sees this,thinks he is an "andhamaari" guy and so they break up.a week later,namitha is walking on an "under-construction" building in the fifteenth floor.due 2 her weight,she falls down down down ready 2 face death...just 2 c vkant ready 2 save her.then there is a duet and ends the story.




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Naan Karadi Illai-TR MOVIE

Naan Karadi Illai-cap10 guest role
there is a wide search for an elusive karadi that stole and ate food from the houses of five ladies across india, the police suspect TR to be the karadi and capture him, but whenever the police ask questions TR replies:
naan karadi illai
naan karadi illai

then an intor song,
kakka kaka kaka kaka karadi kakka
nononononononononono naan karadi illai...
naan karadi illai!

then at the court, when the judge askes the ladies to come...first malavika says that TR came as a karadi and told her that he was a karadi fm a rich family in london, so then karadi stole all the delicious food fm her house and went off, jothirmayi says that he took all the coconuts in her kearla house, keerthi chawla says he stole the food kept for annadhaanam in temple, namitha says her food in the office building were stolen and sneha says he ate all the paintings!
meanwhile, karadi tries to convince them that he isnt a karadi...
he says naan karadi illai!

then he gives advice to all the girls...he tells them to take off cocunuts fm the garden as soon as they are ready, to give the annadhanam food quickly bfore it gets sopilt, to make paintings which acrylic paint and not vegetable colours...to keep the food in business houses in safe lockers etc.

but nobody belives that TR is not a karadi...
but however TR continues...
naan karadi illai
naan karadi illai

then gab10 who comes as TRs lawyer says,

dhamil natla motham 6780 karadi,
adhula chennai citya la motham 450 karadi
adhula vandalur zoo la motham 32 karadi
adhula karadi madhiri irukkira orey manushan ennoda katchi kaarar...
adhunaala avar karadi polla irukkira manushan dhaan, annal karadi illai!

meanwhile, Tr tells sentimental dialogues...
oru naal chinna vayasula enn thangachi...
anna vilayaadarthuku oru karadi bommai venum nnu sonna...
appo ennaku kaila kaasu illai, adhunnaaala naane karadi maadhiri avalukku vilaiyaatu kaamippaen...aana anniku bomma karadiaa nadichen, ippo indha ulagame enna nejam karadi nnu solluthey!!!
aana,
naan karadi illai!



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vishnoo

captain vs terrorist ,football match

captian and the terrorists come 2 an agreement.if captain along wid a goalie r able 2 beat a team of 11 terrorists,then d terrorists agree to give up terrorism ,else captain should not fight 4 d country(is that possible??).well no 1 can qn. d abilities of captain.capn agrees and d match is sheduld on dec. 31..capn has 2 choose a g0alie. T.R comes to his rescue.
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match starts
a new stadium is built in madurai.(home advantage 4 captain).stadium wid a capacity of 15 lakh is housefull.
match starts.
captain has d ball
audience r in a uproar.
captain hits d ball .it knocks of evry1 in d field.but d ball goes out of play.T.R comes 4 corner .audin sing "varan paaru varan paaru veerasamy".t.r hits d ball.captain heads.all d 11 of terr. group stop d ball wid all d power.they stop it.captain says "aduthavaati paakalam". and goes back.
break........score 0-0
namitha and mumtaz cum 2 cheer capn and t.r.


cap10 sees Namitha during this time and it is luv at “paartha mudhal parvaile”. Suddenly the location changes to Alps (switz)…… covered with “snow… our cap10 is dancing (salsa) with Namitz (dear fans, u can add an appropriate song here if u want)







Poor TR. Let him not be idle or he will open his mouth there also and give some punch dialogues (spare the cap10's fans…. ) He can also be given a few steps in between in a remote village in TN with mumtaz......... 

audience want t.r. 2 say a dialogue
"futball ada theva futball
uproar
basketball ada theva basket ball
tennis ada theva tennis ball
enna valarthadu tamil paal"
uproar for 5 min.
terrorist team r dejected .......
match begins
d terrorist have possesion...
there striker akmal is abt 2 score
t.r. sings
"ball eduthutu varaan akmal
enna pathataum vandhadhu vikkal"
terrosit is abt to hit d ball wen captain cums flyin and kicks it wid massive power.akmal lands 50 feet behind
players appeal for red card
captain says
""daai theevaravadigala ,unga aala adichadhukey red card tharasolreengaley ,indiala evlo indiargaloda uyira eduthirpeenga.ungalalan red paintaala paint pannanum." again an uproar. terrorists go widout speakin.
89.30 sec
30sec
left
t.r kicks d ball .captain leeps 50 feet above d ground .89.60 sec
waah game over.terrorist celebrate of going 2 penalties..
wait..........
there is still xtra time of 2 min. horror strikes on evry1's face.capn jus swiftly moves d ball widout touchin d ground and fires a shot 4m halfway.ppl could see a ball of fire.ball enters d net (1-0)win!!




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kaushik & vishaal